President Bush Meets with Aslan

Posted January 13, 2008 6:39 pm by Glumpuddle

According to UnconfirmedSources.com, President Bush stepped through the wardrobe to visit Narnian troops over the weekend and played golf with Aslan. On Saturday he met with wounded troops waiting to come back through the wardrobe for more advanced care. “We will not cut and run back through the wardrobe,” Bush said. “We will not let Narnia remain in the clutches of the evil White Witch.” Read the full report here.